sherlockbbc:

ahrensmindpalace:

blood-and-confetti:

rudycooper:

im fucking sobbing

omfg

CANT BREATHe

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED

(Source: dontbendascend)

digitallyimpaired:

this took like 20 years

full zise

(Source: jenniwrenninorlando)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

v-o-g-u-e:

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

Omfg

simonnelsoncook:

im sorry, you must not know who i am.

im scout. the cosplay elitest. and i dont have time for talk of cosplay that isnt canon.

i cosplay hard. i cosplay with passion. and i cosplay correctly.

this is a passion. this is a talent. and this is something i do not have shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it.

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

onceuponatimmy:

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.

I follow mollycrabapple on Tumblr. She’s a very talented artist.